Description
Chats with a Corpse: The Complete Trilogy
Three volumes of posthumous misadventure, bureaucratic afterlife interviews, and preventable fatalities.
Some people leave behind legacies. Others leave behind smoking craters, bewildered goats, and official paperwork in triplicate.
In Chats with a Corpse, the dearly departed recount their most questionable life choices to the Soul Hold™ Automated Corpse Liaison System—a perfectly polite, totally impartial afterlife clerk with infinite patience and zero sympathy. Across these three volumes, you’ll meet drunken inventors, magical daredevils, experimental farmers, and one very determined hamster trainer.
📚 This complete collection includes:
Volume I – The Departing Dialogues: Where it all begins—straightforward accidents, ill-advised wagers, and the art of dying in style.
Volume II – Darwin’s Awardees: Featuring the most creatively doomed souls ever filed under “Easily Avoidable.”
Volume III – Darwin Exits: Industrial-strength miscalculations with predictable (and often flammable) results.
Perfect for fans of gallows humor, weird obituaries, and Terry Pratchett’s knack for making you laugh and wince in the same breath, this trilogy proves that even after death, the paperwork must be filed, the story must be told, and the goat must—eventually—be returned to its owner.
One trilogy. Three volumes. Countless questionable decisions.
