Description
Polite Piracy: The Air Pirate’s Guide to Skyborne Etiquette for the Cultured Corsair
(with Unwelcome Commentary by Captain Ignatius “Bloomquill” Featherflare)
Professor S. T. Punk set out to write the definitive manual on refined sky piracy—a dignified compendium to raise the air pirate’s station above that of mere marauders. Unfortunately, Captain Featherflare, flamboyant scourge of the upper winds, got hold of the manuscript… and added his own opinions.
What began as a crisp treatise on civility aloft has become a swashbuckling tug-of-war between decorum and delicious chaos. Inside, the cultured corsair will find:
Attire for the Distinguished Brigand – Achieve brass-buckled perfection.
Introductions at Airship Boardings – Make your hostile intent positively charming.
Plundering with Politesse – Loot with grace, apologize with style.
Dining Decorum at 10,000 Feet – Serve tea in turbulence without losing your hat.
Dueling, Dissent, and Disciplinary Flair – Insult in perfect meter, maroon with a gift.
Romance, Rivalry, and Gossip in the Clouds – Court boldly, out-swagger your foes.
The Grand Escape – Parachute with panache, leave limericks in your wake.
Part etiquette guide, part theatrical interruption, and wholly entertaining, Polite Piracy is the essential handbook for dirigible duelists, skyway swindlers, and any soul who believes proper manners are the finest weapon in a pirate’s arsenal.
