Description
Chats with a Corpse, Volume II: Tiny Lives, Loud Exits
Filed Under the “Small But Surprisingly Noisy” Tier of Post-Mortem Importance
The underfoot underworld is buzzing—literally.
This second volume of Chats with a Corpse turns its spectral microphone toward the often-ignored, routinely squished, and occasionally immortal residents of the insect kingdom. From Grubthorpe F. Beetle’s windshield smear-with-dignity to Bartholomew the Ant’s solar-scorched farewell, these are the tiny tragedies and micro-sized epics you never knew you needed.
Filed and processed by the Soul Hold™ Automated Corpse Liaison System v2.2-BugNet Beta (fewer hang-ups, more antenna compatibility), each interview captures the drama, absurdity, and oddly poetic exits of bugs who dared to live loudly—and die memorably.
📂 Inside, you’ll encounter:
Death by magnifying lens.
Death by bug zapper.
Death by broomstick.
Death by jam theft from a toddler.
Equal parts ridiculous and oddly heartfelt, Chats with a Corpse, Volume II proves that no life is too small to warrant a last word—and no afterlife bureaucracy too big to bungle it.
Efficient. Empathetic. Exoskeleton-friendly.
