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# Gadgetometers

Vintage and unique gifts for the Steampunk and other genres.

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## Posts

- [Blog](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/blog/)
- [Press Release: Tell Tale Steampunk 2025](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/2025/03/21/press-release-tell-tale-steampunk-2025/) - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Gadgetometers to Showcase Unique Steampunk Creations at Tell Tale Steampunk Convention March 21, 2025 - Gadgetometers, a leading name in steampunk craftsmanship, is excited to announce its participation as a vendor at the Tell Tale Steampunk Convention, occurring next weekend, March 28-30, 2025, in North Baltimore County, Pikesville, Maryland. Following a successful
- [Press Release: Bourbon City Steam 2025](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/2025/02/10/press-release-bourbon-city-steam-2025/) - Press Release: Professor S. T. Punk’s Emporium at Bourbon City Steam 2025Step into a World of Wonders – Experience the Magic of the Emporium Louisville, Kentucky – February 10, 2025 – Professor S. T. Punk and Beatrice Punk are excited to announce that their renowned Emporium of Rare & Mystical Curiosities will be making a

## Pages

- [Welcome](https://gadgetometers.com/) - WELCOME to Gadgetometers - Thanks for dropping by. To see our Emporium, check out our Schedule of Events to see where we will be. We look forward to seeing you.
- [Custom Work](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/custom-work/) - #Gadgetometers
- [Contact Us](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/contact-us/) - Welcome, We are excited to hear from you. Please feel free to get in touch with us via the form below. We will get back to you as soon as possible. Gadgetometers 898 Edgegrove Rd Hanover, PA 17331 Contact Us
- [Hats By Beatrix](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/hats-by-beatrix/) - A brand of Gadgetometers.com Laura A Becraft, Milliner, Designer, Proprietress Unique, quality hats made to order for any occasion... Cosplay Weddings Special Occasions Historic Events Pageants Theatrical Productions Whatever event you need a hat for, we can customize or design and build a hat especially for you. Contact us via the link at the bottom
- [Our Newest Products](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/feature-products/)
- [Steampunk Hudson](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/steampunk-hudson/) - The subject car was a 56 Hudson. The owner was interested in converting it to a steampunk vehicle. Matt Tibbet of Artisan Auto and Metal , LLC. was the primary artist on the project. Gadgetometers was engaged to produce a new dashboard for the Hudson. The initial vehicle looked like this. The constructed dash before
- [Beltometers](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/inventions/beltometers/) - Beltometers are a collection of items intended to hang from the steampunker's belt and add that next layer of mystery and what-not to both their persona as well as their story. They come in a variety of configurations and each can introduce a unique new purpose and story to go with the rest of the
- [Ornamental Medallions](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/inventions/ornamental-medallions/) - We are now producing Ornamental Medallions, carved pieces that you can use for holiday decorations or just any decorating you find that they fit the bill for. The first run is shown in our pictures on this page. There are a variety of designs and the colors are endless. The finished size is about 3-inches
- [Adventures](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/adventures/) - Half the fun for us is the Grand Adventures. Like any self-respecting explorers and inventors, we travel far and wide looking for just the right parts and pieces. In this section we hope to highlight different aspects of our Steampunk Adventures. We hope that sharing our experiences may inspire your own explorations. Click on one
- [Privacy Policy](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/privacy-policy/) - Who we are Our website address is: http://gadgetometers.com. What personal data we collect and why we collect it Comments We do not allow comments. We do not collect any data to browse our pages. Contact forms We have several forms throughout the site. Any information you provide using those forms is used strictly for the
- [Blockometers](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/inventions/blockometers/) - Blockometers are art. They are designed to be a complementary product to the Gadgetometer product line. Specifically, they are built to be stackable, like blocks, and in arranging them in unique piles, can bring about an ever evolving art display. Blockometers are intended to be collected just like Gadgetometers, but are at a lower price
- [Quotes](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/inventions/quotes/) - These are custom routed, designed products that can be done in any colors you like. We carry a variety of actual ones in the Emporium to see and touch as well as a larger list of products in the Store on this website that you can consider. The photos at the top show our
- [Shoulder Cannons](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/inventions/shoulder-cannons/) - These are unique platforms that add a creative and interesting accessory to customer costumes. The accessory is detailed with costume weaponry and plenty of room for personal modifications and additions. These are useful accessories for both the steampunk warrior and pirates of all realms.
- [Nerf Gun Mods](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/inventions/nerf-mods/) - These are some of the Gadgetometers' Nerf gun mods. These are created to assist in adding components to any Nerf or other style guns being steampunked. Goggle parts can also be attached to these brackets to create unique parts to any gun mod. Find goggle parts on the goggle page. The moveable and fixed site
- [Goggles](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/inventions/gadgetometers-goggles/) - Our goggles are all hand-built from scratch. They utilize a 3-D printer for various parts and can be customized with a variety of add on components. If you have purchased one of our goggles, you can come to our online store and find add on components. Even if you don't have our base goggles, many
- [Tea Cups](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/products/tea-cups/) - Our tea cups are packaged to display on your shelf or wrap as a present for family and friends. Soy Candle Tea Cups These are like the regular tea cups, but have a soy scented candle in the tea cup. As a gift, they can be burned, then cleaned out and displayed like the regular
- [Hats](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/inventions/hats/) - The Emporium and our website carry a variety of hats. Whether you are looking for an English mourning hat or the perfect topper for an extravagant occasion, we offer a wide assortment to choose from. Our quality, hand-made Top Hats, Bowlers, and Derbies come in an assortment of sizes and our Ladies millinery can be
- [The Emporium](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/the-emporium/) - Our Emporium is the method by which we bring Gadgetometers and the other vintage and decorative components to our customers. Whether it is the re-imagining of a unique item made up of a sum of vintage parts or hand crafted creations, we pride ourselves on originality, innovation, and customization. Our booth setup is quite flexible
- [Wands-Sonic_Screwdrivers-Light_Sabers-Portal_Keys](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/products/wands-sonic_screwdrivers-light_savers-portal_keys/) - Wands! Sonic Screwdrivers! Light Sabers! Portal Keys! Gadgetometers makes and assembles a variety of shapes and materials to produce unique wands, sonic screwdrivers, light sabers, portal keys and other devices. Like all of our products, these work as good as your imagination and look great with any costume. See more in the photo album.
- [Special Search Request](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/special-search-request/) - This form can be used to add your own special search request to our queue. We hunt and pick all over the place. We often see things that perhaps you are looking for and can't find yourself. Perhaps you are looking to attend a special event and require just the right part to finish your
- [Return Policy](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/return-policy/) - Gadgetometers has a no questions return policy. We want you to be entirely happy with your product(s) you buy from us. If at any time you are unsatisfied with a product you purchased from us, return it to our mailing address found on the Contact Us page and we will return the purchase price of
- [Remembrances](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/products/remembrances/) - Remembrances are a new product that are designed to create unique decorative pieces from antique pocket watch cases.
- [Jewelry](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/products/jewelry/) - Gadgetometers carries a wide variety of jewelry pieces in our Emporium. These pieces are custom made, vintage, or unique pieces that add just the right decorative component to any costume.
- [Gadgetometers](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/inventions/gadgetometers/) - Gadgetometers are unique, interactive art. They are intended to be costume enhancers and decorative pieces for the Steampunk enthusiast, and are designed to be displayed and enjoyed. Some Gadgetometers are constructed to be durable and fit on the owner’s costume. The construction is designed to be more accepting of the bouncing and knocking about a
- [Time Machines](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/inventions/time-machines/) - Gadgetometers introduces its compact, boxed time machines. With a central time set dial for forward and backward time travel and lights to activate the owner's imagination. They even look good on your shelf and can be a unique conversation piece. See the pictures in the photo album.
- [Steampunk at Home](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/adventures/steampunk-at-home/) - Have you ever wondered what to do with all your Steampunk items when you are not using them, or perhaps you are like me and just wish you could incorporate a little Steampunk or Victoriana in your everyday life. Here are a few ideas for adding a little Steampunk to your home… DISPLAY YOUR COLLECTIONS
- [Products](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/products/) - These are items we carry in our Emporium that can also be purchased through our website. If you have seen an item or are looking for something in particular, just send us a note and we can take photographs, measurements, etc. of stock items that match your request to ensure it is what you are
- [Inventions](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/inventions/) - These are the many innovations produced by Gadgetometers. We are proud of these items and are excited to give you more information about how they are developed and produced. All of our inventions are hand designed and built in our own workshop. While you may have seen many of these items in The Emporium, we
- [About](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/about/) - Steampunk Vision Thanks for visiting. Gadgetometers is a Steampunk centric, Victorian-science fiction inspired craft business. Our crafts and products are intended to look good on your shelf, work as good as your imagination, and are uniquely selected and created for your enjoyment. You can contact us directly at gadgetometers@gmail.com or go to the Contact Us
- [Steampunk Picking](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/home/adventures/steampunk-picking/) - Stay tuned, channel coming soon.
- [Shop](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/shop/)

## Products

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- [Chats with a Corpse, Volume 2 (PDF Download)](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/chats-with-a-corpse-volume-2-pdf-download/) - Chats with a Corpse, Volume II: Tiny Lives, Loud ExitsFiled Under the “Small But Surprisingly Noisy” Tier of Post-Mortem Importance The underfoot underworld is buzzing—literally.This second volume of Chats with a Corpse turns its spectral microphone toward the often-ignored, routinely squished, and occasionally immortal residents of the insect kingdom. From Grubthorpe F. Beetle’s windshield smear-with-dignity
- [Roasting Gnomes (Digital Download)](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/roasting-gnomes-a-culinary-guide-to-verbal-immolation/) - Roasting Gnomes: A Culinary Guide to Verbal Immolation (Volume 1, Recipes in Humor Series) – Digital Download Pointy hats? Mossy beards? Smug stares? Time to roast some gnomes. Unleash your wit with Roasting Gnomes: A Culinary Guide to Verbal Immolation, the first eBook in the Recipes in Humor series. This hilarious handbook serves up a
- [Roasting Fairies (Digital Download)](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/roasting-fairies-digital-download/) - Roasting Fairies: Recipes for Snark, Sparkle, and Slow-Roasted Egos (Volume 2, Recipes in Humor Series) – Digital Download Glittering egos? Passive-aggressive wingbeats? Time to roast some fairies. Serve up savage wit with Roasting Fairies: Recipes for Snark, Sparkle, and Slow-Roasted Egos, the second eBook in the Recipes in Humor series. This wicked cookbook delivers a
- [Roasting Trolls (Digital Download)](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/roasting-trolls-digital-download/) - Roasting Trolls: Recipes for Grudge-Fueled Grub and Stone-Baked Sarcasm (Volume 3, Recipes in Humor Series) – Digital Download YOU UGLY. Book teach you yell better at trolls. Smack trolls with words in Roasting Trolls: Recipes for Grudge-Fueled Grub and Stone-Baked Sarcasm, the third eBook in the Recipes in Humor series. This dumb-proof guide serves up
- [Roasting Wizards (Digital Download)](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/roasting-wizards-digital-download/) - Roasting Wizards: Arcane Incantations of Insult and Wit for the Magically Gifted and Socially Inept (Volume 4, Recipes in Humor Series) – Digital Download Wizards too smug? Time to zap their egos with wit. Unleash magical shade with Roasting Wizards: Arcane Incantations of Insult and Wit for the Magically Gifted and Socially Inept, the fourth
- [Roasting Goblins (Digital Download)](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/roasting-goblins-digital-download/) - Roasting Goblins: Crude Inventions and the Delicate Art of Setting Fire to Dignity (Volume 5, Recipes in Humor Series) – Digital Download Greasy goblins? Time to torch their dignity with snark! Dive into chaos with Roasting Goblins: Crude Inventions and the Delicate Art of Setting Fire to Dignity, the fifth eBook in the Recipes in
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- [Complete Roast Collection: Recipes in Humor Series eBook Bundle (Volumes 1–6) – PDF Download](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/complete-roast-collection-recipes-in-humor-series-volumes-1-6-pdf-download/) - Complete Roast Collection: Recipes in Humor Series (Volumes 1–6) – Digital Download
- [Professor ST Punk's Trans Dimensional Gazette & Emporium Etiquette Guide](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/professor-st-punks-trans-dimensional-gazette-emporium-etiquette-guide/) - Trans Dimensional Gazette & Emporium Etiquette: A Merchant’s Manual for Markets Beyond Reason (Digital Download) Trade wisely. Exit quickly. And never insult the mushrooms. Embark on a wild ride through the multiverse’s most infamous markets with The Multiverse Market Gazette, an essential eBook for dimension-hopping traders, steampunk scoundrels, and alchemical entrepreneurs. Professor S. T. Punk’s
- [Ludus Vitae - Lifetime Achievements](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/ludus-vitae-lifetime-achievements/) - An exciting new product offering, Ludus Vitae, our Lifetime Achievements series, with a kickoff set available now. These are challenge coins with point values for certain lifetime benchmarks. Collect them, share them with family and friends. The first set of, you got it, "Firsts" is available now. More will be added to this collection to
- [STeAmPUNK 42 Stationary Display](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/steampunk-42-stationary-display/) - Step into the mystique of the Aether Age with the STeAmPUNk₄₂ Stationary Display, an exquisite homage to the alchemical alloy that once powered forgotten engines of a steampunk cosmos. This captivating tabletop masterpiece artfully embodies the essence of StAmPuNk₄₂, blending vintage aesthetics with arcane ingenuity for a mesmerizing visual experience. S — Sulfur: A flickering
- [Faith](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/faith/) - A bit of inspiration... FAITH. It does not make things easier, it makes them possible. Luke 1:37
- [Steampunk Flyer](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/steampunk-flyer/) - This is a whimsical model of a steampunk flyer. It has an option to put wheels or skids on it and the pilot sits in a seat with an umbrella to protect him while he is flying.
- [Tinkers Academy Decoder](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/tinkers-academy-decoder/) - This is the Tinkers Academy TAG Decoder. You assemble it and can begin encoding and deciphering with the simple Caesar encryption code device. There are three encryption wheels included in the model to translate into Runes or Egyptian pseudo hieroglyphs. The device has a collection of planetary gears that are fully animated when you select
- [Hobbit Clock](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/hobbit-clock/) - Hobbit clock, with all the appropriate mealtimes.
- [Tavern Rules](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/tavern-rules/) - For the D&D Man Cave... Tavern Rules Patrons You shall not pass...Out on the floor Designated Healers Drink Free Over Level 20+1's Only NO GRAPPLING Dwarf Tossing is not Permitted No Regeneration spells allowed on Food and Drink Staves, Swords, Axes, and Bows Must be left at the door No Drinking and Casting THE BARKEEP
- [Variable Map Display Frame with Magnifier](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/variable-map-display-frame-with-magnifier/) - This is a map display frame with roving magnifier that can be zoomed over the map with two cranks, one for vertical and one for horizontal movement. The maps are 24" x 36" and slide in a chamber in the frame allowing multiple maps to be stored and swapped for use in the viewer. This
- [Hat, Ladies Black Mourning](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/hat-ladies-black-mourning-top-hat/) - This ladies Mourning Hat is a must have. Black on black, with velvet ribbon, roses and custom rosette with silver medallion. Box pleat trim completes the edge, for a classic look. (22 1/4" Circumference)
- [Quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson-You Decide](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quote-ralph-waldo-emerson-you-decide/) - The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. Ralph Waldo Emerson
- [Quote by Plato-Wise Men](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quote-plato-wise-men/) - Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. -Plato
- [Quote by Oscar Wilde-Be Yourself](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quote-oscar-wilde-be-yourself/) - Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. -Oscar Wilde
- [Quote by Master Yoda-Much to Learn](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quote-master-yoda-much-to-learn/) - Much to Learn, You still have. -Master Yoda
- [Quote by Master Yoda-Do or Do Not](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quote-master-yoda-do-or-do-not/) - Do or Do Not. There is no Try. -Master Yoda
- [Quote by J.R.R. Tolkien-Little by Little](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quote-j-r-r-tolkien-little-by-little/) - Little by Little, One travels far. - J.R.R. Tolkien
- [Quote by J.R.R. Tolkien-Never laugh at live dragons](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quote-j-r-r-tolkien-never-laugh-at-live-dragons/) - Never laugh at live dragons. - J.R.R. Tolkien
- [Quote by J.R.R. Tolkien-Speak politely](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quote-j-r-r-tolkien-speak-politely/) - Speak politely to an enraged dragon. - J.R.R. Tolkien
- [Quote by J.R.R. Tolkien-Courage](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quote-j-r-r-tolkien-courage/) - Courage is found in unlikely places. - J.R.R. Tolkien
- [Quote by Dan Zadra-Worry](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quote-dan-zadra-worry/) - Worry is a misuse of the Imagination. -Dan Zadra
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- [Quotes by Mark Twain - The Two Most Important Days](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-mark-twain-the-two-most-important-days/) - The two most important days of your life are the day your are born and the day you find out why.
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- [Quotes by Mark Twain - Truth](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-mark-twain-truth-2/) - If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
- [Quotes by Mark Twain - Courage](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-mark-twain-courage/) - Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
- [Quotes by Mark Twain - Civilization](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-mark-twain-civilization/) - Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
- [Quotes by Mark Twain - All Generalizations](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-mark-twain-all-generalizations/) - All generalizations are false, including this one.
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- [Quotes by Aristotle - Love](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-aristotle-love/) - Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
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- [Quotes by Aristotle - The Secret to Humor](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-aristotle-the-secret-to-humor/) - The secret to humor is surprise.
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- [Quotes by Helen Keller - Felt with the Heart](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-helen-keller-felt-with-the-heart/) - The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched, they must be felt with the heart.
- [Quotes by Haruki Murakami - Read - Think](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-haruki-murakami-read-think/) - If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking.
- [Quotes by George Patton - Fight for something](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-george-patton-fight-for-something/) - Better to fight for SOMETHING than to live for nothing.
- [Quotes by Frederick Douglas - Work for what they get](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-frederick-douglas-work-for-what-they-get/) - People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.
- [Quotes by Frederick Douglas - True to Myself](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-frederick-douglas-true-to-myself/) - I prefer to be true to myself even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others.
- [Quotes by Frederick Douglas - Struggle](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-frederick-douglas-struggle/) - Without a struggle, there can be no progress.
- [Quotes by Frederick Douglas - Strong Children](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-frederick-douglas-strong-children/) - It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
- [Quotes by Dr. Seuss - YOU](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-dr-seuss-you/) - Today you are YOU! That is TRUER than true! There is NO ONE alive who is YOUER than YOU!.
- [Quotes by C.S. Lewis - Tea and Books](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-c-s-lewis-tea-and-books/) - You can NEVER get a cup of TEA large enough or a book long enough to suit me.
- [Quotes by Carl Sagan - Somewhere Something](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-carl-sagan-somewhere-something/) - Somewhere, Something incredible is waiting to be known.
- [Quotes by Albus Dumbledore - Words](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-albus-dumbledore-words/) - Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.
- [Quotes by Albert Einstein - Intelligent Children](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-albert-einstein-intelligent-children/) - If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales, If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.
- [Quotes by Ray Bradbury - Ignorance](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-ray-bradbury-ignorance/) - Ignorance is Fatal.
- [Quotes by Frederick Douglas - Height you've climbed](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-frederick-douglas-height-youve-climbed/) - You are not judged by the height you have risen, but from the depth you have climbed.
- [Quotes by John Muir - Into the Woods I go](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-john-muir-into-the-woods-i-go/) - And into the woods I go to lose my mind and find my soul.
- [Warning: Zombies](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/warning-zombies/) - Zombies, it is possible to order a special version of this sign with your own scary creature warning. "WARNING. This area has not been checked for Zombies."
- [Pirate Dead Man's Pub](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/pirate-dead-mans-pub/) - A simple graphic with a skull and crossed swords. Dead Man's Pub
- [Warning: Man Cave](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/warning-man-cave/) - Man Cave. Prepare to enter the twilight zone where rude begins. "WARNING. You are entering the MAN CAVE, enter at your own risk. Prepare for Belching, Farting, Swearing, Scratching where it itches, and Selective hearing."
- [Cowboy Commandments](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/cowboy-commandments/) - Cowboy, western decore...The Ten Commandments Cowboy Commandments: 1. Just one God; 2. Put nothin' before God; 3. Watch yer mouth; 4. Git yerself to Sunday meeting; 5. Honor yer Ma & Pa; 6. No killin'; 7. No foolin' round with another fella's gal; 8. Don't take what ain't yers; 9. No tellin' tales or gossiping;
- [Beach Mode On](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/beach-mode-on/) - Beach decor... Beach Mode On.
- [A walk on the Beach](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/a-walk-on-the-beach/) - Beach decor... A walk on the Beach is good for the soul.
- [The Beach is Calling](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/the-beach-is-calling/) - The Beach is calling... another of our Beachy set. "The Beach is calling and I must go!"
- [Vitamin Sea](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/vitamin-sea/) - Vitamin Sea. One of our beach themed signs, speaks of the healing power of vacation, beaches, and just getting away. "All I need is Vitamin Sea."
- [Toddler Rules](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/toddler-rules/) - Toddler rules in a nutshell. "Toddler Rules. If it looks like mine, it's mine. If I like it, it's mine. If it's in my hand, it's mine. If I can take it from you, it's mine. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. If I had it a little
- [Super Hero Rules](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/super-hero-rules/) - Super Hero rules for your costumed crusader. "Super Hero Rules. Be Brave, Be thankful, Family first, shake hands firmly, be responsible, do what's right, show mercy, be kind to animals, help others, seek justice, think before you act, be strong, protect your identity, be humble, be honest, and learn from mistakes." This particular sign
- [Porch Rules](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/porch-rules/) - Porch Rules. "Porch Rules. Enjoy the sunrise, Listen to the birds, Chat with a friend, Read a book, SIp some lemonade, Spend time with family, Sit long - Talk much, Take a nap, Feel the breeze, Have some sweet tea, Watch the Sunset, Put your feet up, Relax."
- [Cat Rules](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/cat-rules/) - Cat Rules. A purr-fect addition for any cat lovers. "Cat Rules. Always be curious, Love unconditionally, Stretch regularly, Choose your friends wisely, Get plenty of rest, Explore everything, Maintain your appearance, Be patient & Persistent, Be yourself."
- [Achtung](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/achtung/) - Achtung! Is it German? Perhaps it is just for non-technischen. "ACHTUNG! Alles touristen and Non-technischen, lookens peepers! Das Machine control ist nicht fur Gerfinterpoken und Mittengrabben. Oderwise ist easy Schnappen der Spriggenwerk, Blownfuse, und Poppencorken mit Spitzensparken. Der Machine ist Diggen by Experten only. Ist nicht fur Gerverken by das Dumnkopfen. Das Rubberneken Sightseenen Keepen
- [You shall not pass!](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/you-shall-not-pass/) - For the Lord of the Rings fan, a wizard to stop trespassers. "You shall not pass!"
- [Weird Light](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/weird-light/) - A bit of inspiration for the unique friend, family member or associate. "Make your weird light shine bright so the other weirdos know where to find you."
- [Viking Fitness Checklist](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/viking-fitness-checklist/) - Viking fitness is serious business as you can see from this extensive checklist. "Viking Fitness. Cardio: Chasing wenches, priests, rich nobles; Strength: Rowing, Rowing, Rowing; Conditioning: Pillaging, Appropriating, Loading; Nutrition: Drinking, Feasting, Drinking; Resting: Never, we fight in Valhalla!"
- [Old Ways](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/old-ways/) - The Old Ways. Of origins, ancestry, and respect "The Old Ways. M name is not my own, I ti is borrowed from my ancestors, I must return it unstained. My honor is not my own, It is loaned from my descendants, I must give it to them unbroken. My blood is not my own, it
- [Naughty List](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/naughty-list/) - A Christmas warning... "It's all fun and games until Santa checks the naughty list." This sign comes with the green border and red center shown.
- [Raising Wild Things](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/raising-wild-things/) - This sign is exactly what it says and the graphics are of those wild things. "Raising wild things."
- [Pirate Bar, Customizable](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/pirate-bar-customizable/) - For that recreation room with a bar, or just for fun, you can customize the name on this sign to fit with your family, or your own custom piratical bar name. You can specify a historical year that is when your bar was established, or any year with meaning to you. " Pirate Bar. Serving
- [Pirate, Bottle of Rum](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/pirate-bottle-of-rum/) - A bottle of rum for your pirate themed space. "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."
- [Pirate Skull and Crossed Swords](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/pirate-skull-and-crossed-swords/) - A simple graphic with a skull and crossed swords.
- [Pirate Drink Rum](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/pirate-drink-rum/) - A simple graphic with a skull and crossed swords. DRINK RUM, it fights scurvy and boosts morale
- [Pirate Blackbeard's Treasure](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/pirate-blackbeards-treasure/) - Edward "Blackbeard" Teach's treasure. Only the devil and I know the weareabouts of my treasure and the one of us who lives the longest should take it all. Edwared "Blackbeard" Teach
- [Quote: I'm not saying...](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quote-im-not-saying/) - This is a super-hero with customization to your choice of alter identity. I'm not saying I'm , I'm just saying No one has ever seen me and in a room together. The gallery shows several "the Hulk", "Spiderman", and "Superman". When you select this product you will need to provide the alter identity you
- [Outside the box](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/outside-the-box/) - A bit of inspiration... Don't think OUTSIDE the box, Think like there is no box.
- [Gentlemen's Club](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/gentlemens-club/) - A bit of decoration for that man cave... Gentlemen's Club, Members Only
- [Don't Panic](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/dont-panic/) - A bit of decoration...Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. Don't Panic
- [Do Nothing](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/do-nothing/) - A bit of inspiration from the honey bear himself... Doing Nothing often leads to the Very Best of Something, Winnie the Pooh
- [Keep Calm](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/keep-calm/) - A bit of inspiration from the most magical nanny of them all... Keep calm and dance with penguins.
- [Kitchen Dinner Choices](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/kitchen-dinner-choices/) - It's what's for dinner... Kitchen Dinner Choices, Take it or Leave it.
- [Cowboy Hot Baths](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/cowboy-hot-baths/) - Cowboy, western decore... Hot Baths and Towels 5 cents, Cowboys bathe for free.
- [Beware the Kraken](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/beware-the-kraken/) - Steampunk decore... Beware the Kraken.
- [Beer Season](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/beer-season/) - Man Cave decore... Beer Season.
- [All of Me loves All of You](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/all-of-me-loves-all-of-you/) - Inspiration... All of me loves All of you.
- [I see no reason...](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/i-see-no-reason/) - Humor... I see no reason to act my age.
- [Math - Pizza Formula](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/math-pizza-formula/) - Humor... The Pizza Formula, Depth=a; Radius=z; Volume=pi * z * z * a.
- [Math - Shit just got Real](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/math-shit-just-got-real/) - Humor... Shit just got Real.
- [Math - B greater than Average](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/math-b-greater-than-average/) - Humor... Be greater than average.
- [LOTR - Quotes](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/lotr-quotes/) - Decor, wizard head with LOTR quotes. "You shall not pass; All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us; Not all those who wander are lost; I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are evil; All that is Gold does not glitter; One
- [Redheads...](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/redheads/) - Redheads are Sunshine with a little Hurricane.
- [Love - Cats](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/love-cats/) - This is a set of cats that form the word "Love".
- [Custom Monoggle](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/custom-monoggle/) - Specify your monoggle modifications in the "Custom Order Details" tab.
- [Nerf Appliance Mounting Bracket](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/nerf-appliance-mounting-bracket/) - This component creates a secure mounting point for other parts. It can be secured to a flat surface on the target gun, usually an equally round area and screwed from inside the weapon, or from outside through the component.
- [Nerf Appliance Mounting Bracket Attachment Point](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/nerf-appliance-mounting-bracket-attachment-point/) - This component can be used to make a 90-degree turn off the Nerf Appliance Mounting Bracket. This then places other components in a parallel or perpendicular orientation as needed.
- [Nerf Appliance Mounting Bracket Tube Holder](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/nerf-appliance-mounting-bracket-tube-holder/) - This component when attached to either of the Nerf brackets allows for small radio/tv tubes to be attached with glue to the piece.
- [Goggle Red Eye Left](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/goggle-red-eye-left/) - This attaches to the goggle bridge and covers the lens with a red-eye attachment. This is the left side attachment. The current picture is the model, a prototype picture will be provided soon.
- [Goggle Red Eye Right](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/goggle-red-eye-right/) - This attaches to the goggle bridge and covers the lens with a red-eye attachment. This is the right side attachment. The current picture is the model, a prototype picture will be provided soon.
- [Goggle Disk Front with Holes](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/goggle-disk-front-with-holes/) - This is a unique component to add to the front of a set of goggles that changes the eye-piece and gives it a unique appearance. The current picture is of the model, a prototype picture will be posted soon.
- [Goggle polarized lens vertical](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/goggle-polarized-lens-vertical/) - This is a goggle lens cover. It is a vertical polarized lens and is designed to be added to a set of goggles. The current picture is of the model. A prototype picture will be posted soon.
- [Goggle horizontal polarized lens](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/goggle-horizontal-polarized-lens/) - This is a goggle lens cover. It is a horizontal polarized lens and is designed to be added to a set of goggles. The current picture is of the model. A prototype picture will be posted soon.
- [I always check wardrobes for Narnia](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/i-always-check-wardrobes-for-narnia/) - This is for the Narnia romantic in you or someone you know. "I always check wardrobes for Narnia."
- [The South](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/the-south/)
- [Time Machine in a chest](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/time-machine-in-a-chest/) - This is a decorative and showy conversation piece. The insides are components manufactured and assembled to create a one of a kind show piece. It contains a battery operated, switch-enable lighting array.
- [In this house - Star Wars](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/in-our-house-star-wars/) - This is an In this House sign for the Star Wars house. "In this house; We are as brave as Luke Skywalker; as daring as Han Solo; as loyal as R2-D2; as Strong as a Wookie; As Fearless as Princess Leia; As wise as Yoda; as Loquacious as C-3PO; as crazy as Jar Jar Binks;
- [In our house - Harry Potter](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/in-our-house-harry-potter/) - This is an In Our House sign for the Harry Potter house. "In our house; No one sleeps under the stairs; The pictures all move in technicolor; We wait patiently for our letters; and we depart on platform 9 3/4; We aim to be sorted; to learn potions, spells, defense against the dark arts and
- [Molly Clocks](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/weasley-clocks/) - The Molly clock is our interpretation of a family location device. It has a wide variety of possible locations that the family member clock hands can be pointed at. The standard clock comes with 4 of these, but more are available if you need them for a larger family. The clock is done in two
- [Molly Clocks Surname Added](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/molly-clocks-surname-added/) - The Molly clock is our interpretation of a family location device. It has a wide variety of possible locations that the family member clock hands can be pointed at. The standard clock comes with 4 clock hands, but more are available if you need them for a larger family. The clock is done in two
- [Custom Goggles](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/custom-goggles/) - Specify your goggle modifications in the "Custom Order Details" tab.
- [Destinations (single sign)](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/destinations-single-sign/) - Specify your destination for this sign below. This is required before you can add it to your cart.
- [Destinations (3-pack)](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/destinations-3-pack/) - Pick your three destinations below. You will need to specify all three before you can add this to your cart.
- [Dragon - Please, Ring the Doorbell](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/dragon-please-ring-the-doorbell/) - Please, ring the doorbell and run, our DRAGON needs the exercise.
- [Dragon - Please, Knock](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/dragon-please-ring-the-doorbell-copy/) - Please, knock and run, our DRAGON needs the exercise.
- [Without Tea](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/without-tea/) - Humor. "Without Tea, there is nothing but darkness and chaos"
- [Warning: Stand Back](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/warning-stand-back/) - Humor. "Warning: Stand back I'm going to try science."
- [Welcome Home](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/welcome-home/) - Welcome Home
- [Latin - Ignorance of the law excuses not](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/latin-ignorance-of-the-law-excuses-not/) - Ignorantia legis neminem excusat - Ignorance of the law excuses not
- [Latin - By Teaching we Learn](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/latin-by-teaching-we-learn/) - Docendo discimus - By teaching we learn
- [Latin - Be Suspicious of Everything](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/latin-be-suspicious-of-everything/) - De omnibus dubitandum - Be suspicious of everything
- [Latin - Illegitimi non carborundum](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/latin-illegitimi-non-carborundum/) - Illegitimi non carborundum
- [Latin - Seize the day](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/latin-seize-the-day/) - Carpe Diem - Seize the day
- [Latin - One Heart](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/latin-one-heart/) - Cor unum - One Heart
- [Latin - Know Yourself](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/latin-know-yourself/) - Nosce Te Ipsum - Know Yourself
- [Latin - Danger is Sweet](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/latin-danger-is-sweet/) - Dulce periculum - Danger is Sweet
- [Home Sweet Home](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/home-sweet-home/) - Home Sweet Home
- [Ferry Toll - Cthulhu](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/ferry-toll-cthulhu/) - A decorative wall hanging, it exhibits early toll fees.
- [Ferry Toll - Swan's](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/ferry-toll-swans/) - A decorative wall hanging, it exhibits early toll fees.
- [Airship Pirates](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/airship-pirates/) - Airship pirate warning sign. What any steampunk aficionado would like to have to worry about. "Beware of Airship Pirates"
- [All Guests must be approved by the dog](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/all-guests-must-be-approved-by-the-dog/) - In recognition of our pets as members of our families.
- [We Believe - Dungeon](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/we-believe-dungeon/) - This is a We Believe sign for the gamer in the house. It is designed with a unique dungeon integrated with the many gamer concepts. "We Believe in dungeons, magic, longswords and arrows, rolling initiative, natural 20s, a valiant quest contracted over ale in a sketchy tavern, die rolled fates, critical failures, loot, potions &
- [In this house - Disney](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/in-this-house-disney/) - This is a We Believe sign for the Disney house. "In this house we wish upon a star, believe an elephant can fly, whistle while we work, know the way to Never Land, look for the bare necessities, we want to be Part of Your World, we go on magic carpet rides, and we just
- [Old School Code](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/old-school-code/) - "Old School Code: Didn't see noth'n, Didn't hear noth'n, Ant sayin' noth'n." This is a 9" medalion style display. The outside rim is stained and the center part is painted a custom color (select the stained border option). The inner and outer circles can also be painted a custom color as shown in the product
- [Circus Monkeys - Double-sided](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/circus-monkeys-double-sided/) - "This is NOT my Circus, These are NOT my Monkeys" on one side and "This is my Circus, These are my Monkeys" This is the double-sided version of this sign. You can also get this in the affirmative or contrary single-sided signs.
- [Circus Monkeys - Contrary](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/circus-monkeys-contrary/) - "This is NOT my Circus, These are NOT my Monkeys" This is the contrary version of this sign. You can also get this in the affirmative or double-sided with both affirmative and contrary depending on your company that is coming over.
- [Circus Monkeys - Affirmative](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/circus-monkeys-affirmative/) - "This is my Circus, These are my Monkeys" This is the affirmative version of this sign. You can also get this in the Contrary or double-sided with both affirmative and contrary depending on your company that is coming over.
- [12-days of Christmas](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/12-days-of-christmas/) - A Christmas decorative piece after the 12-Days of Christmas. "12 Drummers Drumming; 11 Pipers Piping; Ten Lords a-leaping; Nine Ladies Dancing; Eight Maids a-milking; 7 swans a swimming; 6 geese a-laying; 5 GOLDEN Rings; Four calling birds; 3 French Horns; Two Turtle Doves; and a partridge in a pear tree."
- [Quotes by Tigger - Life](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/quotes-by-tigger-life/) - "LIFE - is not about how fast you run or how high you climb, but how well your bounce!"
- [Drink like Dwarves](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/drink-like-dwarves/) - We all can find something in this quote to feel an affinity to. "Drink like dwarves, smoke like wizards, dance like elves, party like hobbits."
- [Beltometers](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/beltometers/) - Individual beltometers, we can provide pictures of inventory to satisfy an order of one of these fine products.
- [Earrings - Single Pair](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/earrings-single-pair/) - Our earrings are a popular item. If you've seen a pair that you didn't purchase at a show, you can order a pair through here. We will try and duplicate or find the pair you would like. We can also choose to build a suitable pair based on your specifications. Use the order notes section
- [Earrings - Two-Pair Discounted](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/earrings-two-pair-discounted/) - Our earrings are a popular item. If you've seen a pair that you didn't purchase at a show, you can order a pair through here. We will try and duplicate or find the pair you would like. We can also choose to build a suitable pair based on your specifications. Use the order notes section
- [Random Set of 6 Blockometers](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/random-set-of-6-blockometers-copy/) - Blockometers are small stackable components that can form a decorative shelf display. This is a random order of six blockometers. The photos on this page are samples of what those blockometers may look like.
- [Random Set of 3 Blockometers](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/random-set-of-3-blockometers/) - Blockometers are small stackable components that can form a decorative shelf display. This is a random order of three blockometers. The photos on this page are samples of what those blockometers may look like.
- [Random Medalions (set of 4)](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/random-medalions-set-of-4/) - Medalions are ornaments suitable for Christmas tree ornaments or decorations at other times of the year. This is a random set of 4 medalions complete with hanging ribbon and finished rims and backs.
- [Random Medalions (set of 8)](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/random-medalions-set-of-8/) - Medalions are ornaments suitable for Christmas tree ornaments or decorations at other times of the year. This is a random set of 8 medalions complete with hanging ribbon and finished rims and backs.
- [Do Not Disturb: Gaming In Progress](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/do-not-disturb-gaming-in-progress/) - For the gamer... or the man-cave... "Do Not Disturb: Gaming in Progress"
- [Kraken](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/kraken/) - This is a nice graphical Kraken for decorative purposes. The color can be customized. The outer edge is finished with a stain, the revealed background behind the kraken is left unfinished.
- [Ye Olde Periodic Table](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/ye-olde-periodic-table/) - Humor. Earth, Air, Water, Air.
- [Kraken Bay Tavern](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/kraken-bay-tavern/) - Kraken Bay Tavern A. Calamari, Proprietor Established 1791 A decorative piece for the Steampunk home.
- [Friend Escaped](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/friend-escaped/) - Humor. "I need a new friend. The last one escaped."
- [Steam On!](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/be-splendid-wear-goggles-steam-on/) - A decorative steampunk sign. "Be splendid! Wear Goggles, Steam On!"
- [Steampunk](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/steampunk/) - This is a small plaque with raised letters that announces the owner displaying that it is a Steampunk admirer. "Steampunk"
- [Your Vibe... Your Tribe](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/your-vibe-your-tribe/) - Humor. "Your Vibe attracts Your Tribe."
- [Home is where](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/home-is-where/) - Inspirational. "Home is where love resides, memories are created, friends always belong, and laughter never ends."
- [Create your own Fairytale](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/create-your-own-fairytale/) - Inspirational. "Create your own Fairytale"
- [My Mind Rebels](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/my-mind-rebels/) - Humor. "My mind rebels at stagnation, give me work, give me problems."
- [Home, where our story begins](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/home-where-our-story-begins/) - "Home, where our story begins!"
- [Destination Fairies](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/destination-fairies/) - Another set of specialty Destination signs for your garden. These announce the space is friendly to fairy-folk. Select between "My Fairy Garden" or "Fairy Meeting Place".
- [Dance...](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/dance/) - Inspirational. "We dance for laughter, We dance for tears, We dance for madness, We dance for fears, We dance for hopes, We dance for screams, We are the dancers, We create dreams."
- [May you touch](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/may-you-touch/) - An inspirational message for the princesses in your life. "May you touch dragonflies and stars, dance with fairies, and talk to the moon."
- [The Hokey Pokey... Shakesperian verse](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/the-hokey-pokey-shakesperian-verse/) - Humor. "O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe, Anon, once more the gesture, then begin, Command sinistral dedestal to writhe, Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke. A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl, To Spin! A wilde release from heaven's yoke, Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
- [Once in a while](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/once-in-a-while/) - This is a sentimental plaque that speaks volumes to the couples out there. Add a bit of spice to your love life by getting your spouse or special friend one of these and give it to them in one of those special ways you both share. "Once in a while, right in the middle of an
- [Don't Join Dangerous Cults](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/dont-join-dangerous-cults/) - Humor. "Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects"
- [Man in the Sky](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/man-in-the-sky/) - Humor. "Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe and the majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet and they have to touch it to be sure."
- [Far Far Away](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/far-far-away/) - "Where is Far Far Away and how do I get there?"
- [Those who Deny... Dragons](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/those-who-deny-dragons/) - "Those who deny the existence of Dragons are often eaten by them!"
- [Why Yes, I can drive a stick](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/why-yes-i-can-drive-a-stick/) - Humor. "Why yes, I can drive a stick"
- [John Muir Quote](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/john-muir-quote/) - "In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks." John Muir This is a 9" decorative medallion that has a deer carved in the center and the John Muir nature quote in a circular pocket outside of that. It is a nice decorative piece for folks who enjoy nature walks and being
- [Irish Blessing](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/irish-blessing/) - A traditional Irish blessing. Give one as a gift today.
- [Santa's Reindeer](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/santas-reindeer/) - "Santa's Reindeer - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph"
- [Santa's Magic Key](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/santas-magic-key/) - "Santa's Magic Key - For our house without a chimney"
- [Holiday Plaques - Happy Hannukkah](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/holiday-plaques-happy-hannukkah/) - "Happy Hannukkah"
- [Holiday Plaques - Seasons Greetings](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/holiday-plaques-seasons-greetings/) - "Seasons Greetings"
- [Holiday Plaques - Noel](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/holiday-plaques-noel/) - "Noel"
- [Holiday Plaques - Merry Christmas and](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/holiday-plaques-merry-christmas-and/) - "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year"
- [Holiday Plaques - Merry Christmas](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/holiday-plaques-merry-christmas/) - "Merry Christmas"
- [Holiday Plaques - Joyeux Noel](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/holiday-plaques-joyeux-noel/) - "Joyeux Noel"
- [Holiday Plaques - I Believe in Santa](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/holiday-plaques-i-believe-in-santa/) - "I believe in Santa ... just beClause"
- [Holiday Plaques - Happy Solstice](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/holiday-plaques-happy-solstice/) - "Happy Solstice"
- [Holiday Plaques - Believe](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/holiday-plaques-believe/) - "Believe"
- [Start and Endings](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/start-and-endings/) - Inspirational. "No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending."
- [Princess Rules](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/princess-rules/) - This is for the daughter who needs some inspiration. "Princess Rules, wish upon a star, dance the night away, be kind, twirl & curtsey, have a tea party, believe in yourself, dream big, save the kingdom, use your imagination have fun & be silly and always be yourself."
- [Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/do-not-meddle-in-the-affairs-of-dragons/) - This is one of our more popular bits of humor. "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunch and good with ketchup!"
- [Blessed are the Weird People](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/blessed-are-the-weird-people/) - Humor. "Blessed are the Weird people the poets & misfits the artists the writers & musicmakers the dreamers and outsiders for they force us to see the world differently."
- [Hogwarts Shield with Banner](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/hogwarts-shield-with-banner/) - This is a hand-painted, beautiful rendition of the Hogwarts shield, motto and Dragon crest. All the creatures are done in traditional heraldic images. The Hogwarts motto is back by a dragon at the top.
- [Voces Magicae](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/voces-magicae/) - Words of Power - these small plaques contain the magic word that activates your favorite spell.
- [Wizard Quotes](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/wizard-quotes/) - These are small plaques that contain wizard house names. They are done up in colors appropriate for that house.
- [We Believe - Table Top Gaming](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/we-believe-table-top-gaming/) - This is a We Believe sign for the gamer in the house. "We Believe in Dungeons and dragons, longswords and arrows, guests at taverns, potions and loot. Table Top Gaming We believe in beholders and deities, rolling a natural 20, magic missile, TPK, rolling intiative, MAGIC, critical hits, critical failure and the power of a
- [Wand Boxes - 12" Wands](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/wand-boxes-12-wands/) - This is a finished box to store and display a 12" wand. Each box has a design on the inside of the lid and the pockets can be painted to the customer's preferences. Each box comes with a pair of wand supports that can be used to show off the wand above the pocket.
- [Wand Wall Hanger](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/wand-wall-hanger/) - This is a 9" wide, 3 1/2" tall wall or shelf piece that can display one wand (wand not included). It has a pocket with "The Wand chooses the wizard" which can be any of our standard colors. The hanger comes complete with the hooks that hold the wand.
- [Destination Beware](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/destination-beware/) - These are specialty garden signs for your garden. They caution the visitor to beware of something lurking in the bushes or dark corners.
- [Inspirational Word Signs](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/inspirational-word-signs/) - Pick your sign color and the word to appear on it.
- [Family Tree](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/family-tree/) - This is a nice sentimental plaque for showing family unity and love. It embodies all that is meant by "Family". "Family, like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions, but our roots remain as one."
- [Aztec Calendar](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/aztec-calendar/) - A carved round Aztec calendar for display purposes.
- [We believe](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/we-believe/) - Our We Believe encompasses a nice number of GEEKish references for the nerds and nerdy families. Are you up to the challenge and able to figure out all our references?
- [Everyone can't be Irish](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/everyone-cant-be-irish/) - Another bit of humor for our Irish-at-heart friends. "Everybody can't be Irish, Someone has to drive."
- [Aztec Calendar - 9" diameter](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/aztec-calendar-9-diameter/) - This is a nice Aztec calendar product. It is done with black and a copper/metallic over painting giving it a very striking appearance.
- [The Lord's Prayer](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/the-lords-prayer/) - This is a standard Lord's Prayer. It is intended to be non-denominational.
- [Molly Clock Hands](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/weasley-clock-hands/) - This item is sold individually and can be added to the Molly Clock item. These hands are designed so that you can pencil trace the oval and then cut that out to use as a stencil to trace your photographs so they can be set in the pocket.
- [Goggle Sight, Fixed](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/goggle-sight-fixed/)
- [Goggle Sight, Moveable arm](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/goggle-sight-moveable-arm/)
- [Goggle, Loupe mount](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/goggle-loupe-mount/)
- [Goggle, Third Eye](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/goggle-third-eye/)
- [Jeweler loupe](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/jeweler-loupe/) - This item is a two lens jeweler loupe. It has a 3x and a 6x lens. The two together, a challenge, are supposed to give 18x.
- [Gauge Arrows, Style 1](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/gauge-arrows-style-1/) - These are gauge arrows suitable for homemade gauges like the one in the product picture. Only the arrows are included in the package. The arrows are printed with a 3D printer and are plastic. The orange tool shows the size of these arrows in both metric and inches. These are sold in a package of
- [Gauge Arrows, Style 2](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/gauge-arrows-style-2/) - These are gauge arrows suitable for homemade gauges like the one in the product picture. Only the arrows are included in the package. The arrows are printed with a 3D printer and are plastic. The orange tool shows the size of these arrows in both metric and inches. These are sold in a package of
- [Finger Armor](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/finger-armor/) - We have this product in the emporium and it is very popular. The open back is easily resized to fit most fingers.
- [Black Bowler](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/black-bowler/) - This is item is a black bowler imported from England. It comes in a variety of sizes, be sure to use the hat size chart found on our Hats page.
- [Black Top Hat](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/black-top-hat/) - This is item is a black bowler imported from England. It comes in a variety of sizes, be sure to use the hat size chart found on our Hats page.
- [Custom Signs](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product/custom-quote/) - Specify your quote information on the "Custom Order Details" tab.

## Categories

- [Press Release](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/category/pressrelease/)

## Product categories

- [Quotes](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/) - Quotes are inspirational engravings done on pine blanks that can be given a nice color, stained or left natural. Most of the pictured quotes are rendered examples. You are given a choice of color or staining for your product which will be photographed prior to shipment to get your approval that the actual finished product meets your expectations. The standard sizes quotes come in are 9″x3.5″, 12″x3.5″, 9.25″x10″, 9.25″x14″, and 11.5″x16. Check out each individual quote page for the exact size(s) it is available in.
- [Custom Orders](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/custom-orders/) - Gadgetometers is a creative company. Not all ideas come from us. If you have an idea you would like us to consider please contact us for a quote or to discuss it.
- [PDF Products](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/pdf_products/) - These are our virtual products. They are made available through a download link.
- [Products](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/) - Our products section contains real physical products. You order these and we ship them to you.
- [Blockometers](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/blockometers/) - Blockometers are numbered stackable collectables.
- [Decorative](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/decorative/) - Decorative signs we have for sale.
- [Goggles](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/goggles/) - Goggles for purchase.
- [Hats](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/hats/) - Hats for sale through our website.
- [Jewelry](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/jewelry/) - Jewelry available through our website.
- [Parts for Projects](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/parts_for_projects/) - This category is for parts that are offered through the website.
- [3D Printed Parts](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/parts_for_projects/3d_printed_parts/) - These parts are all printed on a 3D printer.
- [Wands](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/wands/) - Wands encompass “wands”, of course. They also include sonic screwdrivers, portal keys, and other interesting wand-like creations we produce.
- [Time Machines](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/time_machines/) - Time Machines includes devices with lights and any wands that might work as time machine keys.
- [3D Goggle Parts](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/parts_for_projects/3d_printed_parts/3d_goggle_parts/) - These are parts specifically for goggles.
- [Nerf Gun Mods](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/parts_for_projects/3d_printed_parts/nerf_gun_mods/) - This is a category specific for nerf gun mods. These can also be added to other guns as well.
- [Destinations](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/destinations/) - Destinations, places to go, fantasy and real along with other outdoor style signs.
- [Humor](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/humor/) - Our selection of humorous signs.
- [Religious](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/religious/) - Some of our Religious sign offerings.
- [Quotable](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/quotable/) - These are popular quotes from historical figures and contemporary philosophers.
- [Holiday](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/holiday/) - Holiday signs for your home or as gifts.
- [Magic](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/magic/) - Signs and products pertaining to magic, wizards, and such.
- [Steampunk](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/steampunk/) - Signs for the Steampunk genre, gifts or just decorating your Victorian vintage spaces.
- [Inspiration](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/inspiration/)
- [Gaming](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/gaming/) - For your gaming addictions, or someone you know, these signs will call that out for you and hopefully make everyone smile.
- [Medalions](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/medalions/)
- [Beltometers](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/beltometers/)
- [Not in Catalog](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/not-in-catalog/) - This is a category of sign objects that we didn’t include in our 2019 Quote and Sign catalog. Can you find any we missed?
- [Latin](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/latin/) - Latin versions of signs
- [Clocks](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/clocks/)
- [One of a Kind](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/oneofakind/) - These are items that we have added to our online catalog that are one of a kind. If you want any of these, ordering the item will result in it no longer being available for others.
- [Pirate](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/pirate/)
- [Man's Cave](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/mans-cave/)
- [Cowboy/Western](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/cowboy-western/)
- [Beach](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/beach/)
- [Math](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/quotes/math/)
- [Tinkers Academy Devices](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/tinkers-academy-devices/)
- [Challenge Coins](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/challenge-coins/)
- [Art Display](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-category/products/art-display/)

## Product tags

- [fantasy humor eBook bundle](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-tag/fantasy-humor-ebook-bundle/)
- [RPG humor bundle](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-tag/rpg-humor-bundle/)
- [holiday humor eBook](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-tag/holiday-humor-ebook/)
- [gnome satire](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-tag/gnome-satire/)
- [fairy humor](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-tag/fairy-humor/)
- [troll roasts](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-tag/troll-roasts/)
- [wizard insults](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-tag/wizard-insults/)
- [goblin humor](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-tag/goblin-humor/)
- [elf satire](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-tag/elf-satire/)
- [Recipes in Humor series](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-tag/recipes-in-humor-series/)
- [digital download](https://gadgetometers.com/index.php/product-tag/digital-download/)