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Punk<br data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"238\" \/><strong data-start=\"238\" data-end=\"249\">Format:<\/strong> Paperback \/ Digital<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"273\" data-end=\"614\"><strong data-start=\"273\" data-end=\"297\">Product Description:<\/strong><br data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"300\" \/>Ever wondered if a troll could attend a wedding without accidentally redecorating the venue with a guest or two? Or if a swamp-dwelling brute could greet friends without inducing immediate panic? <em data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"514\">The Polite Troll<\/em> is your definitive guide to achieving social decency without sacrificing trollish charm\u2014or claws.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"616\" data-end=\"1001\">Packed with irreverent humor, step-by-step survival tips, and practical advice (for trolls who can read\u2026 and humans who just enjoy laughing at them), this manual covers everything from personal grooming to etiquette, party attendance, and even rudimentary diplomacy. With Professor S. T. 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