{"id":12995,"date":"2025-06-21T10:31:41","date_gmt":"2025-06-21T15:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gadgetometers.com\/?post_type=product&#038;p=12995"},"modified":"2025-08-15T08:39:05","modified_gmt":"2025-08-15T13:39:05","slug":"roasting-gnomes-a-culinary-guide-to-verbal-immolation","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/gadgetometers.com\/index.php\/product\/roasting-gnomes-a-culinary-guide-to-verbal-immolation\/","title":{"rendered":"Roasting Gnomes (Digital Download)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div class=\"css-146c3p1 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-37j5jr r-a023e6 r-16dba41 r-1adg3ll r-1x3r274 r-p1pxzi\" dir=\"ltr\"><span class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3\"><span class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-b88u0q r-1x3r274\"><span class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\"><strong>Roasting Gnomes: A Culinary Guide to Verbal Immolation (Volume 1, Recipes in Humor Series)<\/strong> \u2013 Digital Download<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"css-146c3p1 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-37j5jr r-a023e6 r-16dba41 r-1adg3ll r-1x3r274 r-p1pxzi\" dir=\"ltr\"><span class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3\"><br \/>\n<em><span class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274 r-36ujnk\"><span class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\">Pointy hats? 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